@SkillzVa Offers Up His "2016 Rap Up"

This past year was a bummer Looking back, it kinda makes me wonder How it came and went and damn near took everyone under Its crazy out here and even though it was tough I'ma run it back, this is 2016 Rap Up Denver won the Super Bowl, Cam came up short Leo got his Oscar and El Chapo got caught They got mosquitoes with the Zika, so don't get bit Peyton and Kobe Bryant both called it quits I gotta admit, Fam, I get mad as shit When I swipe my card and they say "No, You gotta use your chip" Damn Daniel, "Hamilton" was lit Who let Kanye West get 53 million in debt? And Rihanna went to work without taking a pause ISIS popping and y'all worried about bathroom laws?!? Come on, fam How that sound? So we out here standing up Just so y'all can sit down? Warriors went on a streak and then they got served Panda was a hit and we couldn't understand the words Huh, and Khaled kept snapping These youngins keep mumbling I guess y'all call that rapping I've seen "Stranger Things", come on dude Y'all out here shooting gorillas and punching kangaroos Janet Jackson pregnant at 50, dog So for you ol' broads, there might be some hope for y'all I ain't throwing shade, it ain't that deep Shit I don't want nobody out here fucking with me in these streets Then Birdman ran up on Charlamagne And Lil' Wayne still not 'puttin' respect on his name' Michael left Kelly trying to get paid But the world stopped when Beyonce dropped Lemonade She slayed, and over-shared And ya'll still trying to find out about 'Becky with the good hair.' As far as questions, I got one "Hey Hov and B, is y'all finished or is y'all done?" Son, I don't know if it was fake I know KD did the running man challenge all the way to Golden State The whole year made no sense Dog, we live in a world without Muhammad Ali and no Prince Then Gucci came home And he looked so different y'all was like, "naw, that's got to be a clone" Y'all was glued to y'all phones And LeBron got it done for the Cavs and brought the chip back home Snapchatting all over the place I swear to God, if I see one more girl with a dog on her face It was a sad year for sure Instead of being woke though Y'all wanted to play Pokemon Go! And rap got weird, should we be concerned? Young Thug in a dress, Yung Joc got a perm And everybody was in the Presidential race Ryan Lochte, Oh he gets the Michael Phelps' face Game and Meek beefing, Hillary and Trump Kap took a knee, T.I., Brad Pitt got dumped And Trump said he going to build a wall on the border Ya'll will probably go to flip bottles water The snow storm had the East underground The kept shooting black men but wouldn't shoot killer clowns They kept telling us to use our voices Knowing damn well they ain't really give us no choices Get an iPhone with no headphone cord Or get a Galaxy and go and meet the Lord See they go low, and we go high You only got two friends. Why you trying to go Live? I'ma miss the Obamas, I don't wanna see them go My prayers to everyone that we lost in Orlando The Oscars were so white they had to get Chris Rock And the album of the year had to be Anderson.Paak Cubs finally Won, Usain was on fire Melania Trump hired the wrong ghostwriter I'm petty with the manners 'Cuz I think Kim K. got robbed by Joanne the Scammer Ooouuu Biters keep testin' me They making rappers, but they ain't got the recipe Huh, Yeah that's facts Shout to Young M.A. for bringing New York back And I hear y'all talking about "Kanye is fine" Well to us it look like Kanye done lost his mind Cowboys kept ballin', them boys in the zone Bryson Tiller came along, kept telling us "Don't" I'm highly favored I clap back on my haters I be the beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes The mannequin challenge, oh, that's how y'all feel? The World moving dog, we can't just stand still Beyonce made sure y'all got in formation One time for Phife Dawg from the Zulu Nation Did Drake bag J.Lo? I say kinda But y'all was all up in arms over Rob and Chyna And that's a new level of female pimping Biggest L of the year goes to Hillary Clinton You ask me, man, I thought she had it made You ask me now, shit, I think we all got played Another sign of the times And now the whole World laughing at us, sounding like ChewbaccaMom 2016 was a bully and a punk On top of that, now we gotta deal with Donald Trump? Pardon me, as I vent Bro, we made a reality star the President And that just makes me sick Talking about, "We gotta give him a chance." Naw I ain't got to give him shit It's going to be hard to cope Because you can't have progress, dog, if you don't have hope More pros, less rookies And if America's ours, how we let it get grabbed by the pussy? They say I sound mad, off the cuff Oh, I sound mad? Y'all don't sound mad enough So from here on out, we gotta set the tone Y'all protect yourself and protect your own And way too many people got called back home 2016 you can go, and I'm glad you're gone Felt like a long bad dream I'm wishing you love and life, Welcome to 2017

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